TGIF

So I have this odd soapy taste in my mouth which is annoying the heck out of me, and I went to the source of all truth to figure it out. The internet.

Anyway, Mr. Internet had two reasons for this weird phenom. One, I'm allergic to cilantro. Or two...

I'm being slowly poisoned.

I asked Alpha Man if there was anything he wanted to tell me. He said yes, he'd eaten the last of the Mint Milanos.

So probably I'm just allergic to cilantro...