So I was just sitting there writing when a HUGE spider ran right across my feet. Of course Frat Boy ran away faster than I did and the cat couldn't be bothered so I did the only thing I could.
I put a Tupperware over it and sent this text to Alpha Man:
I HAVE CAPTURED A LARGE SPIDER WHO IS ON DEATH ROW AWAITING YOUR ARRIVAL. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO NOT HAVE TO MOVE, I'D HURRY.
To his credit he did come home and banish the spider. Not that he's ever going to let me live it down... Oh and that Tupperware? Dead to me.