Tuesday Tidbits

So I had to clean out my purse. Not because I suddenly found the organizational gene. Nope, that's still missing. I had to clean it out because I was missing my glasses and I can't see without them. Didn't find my glasses. But I did find ... twelve assorted lipglosses and chapsticks. What is wrong with me? No, seriously. TWELVE. I also found my favorite hair scrunchy that I already replaced because I thought it was lost. Oh and a single earring that I have NO idea who it belongs to. And $8.25 in change. Do you have any idea how heavy that is? The good news is that I should have no problem paying the parking meter for the next century. What I didn't have are my glasses...

So I need you all to go look in your purse and tell me what you've got in there to make me feel better.