He said, She said
Him:I thought we came to the store for food only. As in from the basic food groups.
Me: We did.
Him: You just added four boxes of chocolate fudge cookies to the cart.
Me: Chocolate is a food group.
Me: Seriously. I read a study. It said women with all day access to chocolate were happier and easier to live with.
Him: Yeah, I'm going to need that in writing.