He said, She said

Him:I thought we came to the store for food only. As in from the basic food groups.

Me: We did.

Him: You just added four boxes of chocolate fudge cookies to the cart.

Me: Chocolate is a food group.

Him: Seriously?

Me: Seriously. I read a study. It said women with all day access to chocolate were happier and easier to live with.

Him: Yeah, I'm going to need that in writing.