So which of the following things happened to me yesterday? 1. Our refrigerator DIED and so did our food, but before it did, it made alien noises that scared Frat Boy.
2. I finally unpacked from my last trip to find that my favorite lotion had spilled all over everything. Days ago. Okay, weeks ago...
3. I didn't jump when Satan-- er, Sadie the cat, told me she was over her kitty litter and this resulted in her expressing her unhappiness by going poo just outside her box. On my shoes.
4. Ate an entire box of Captain Crunch. On my own.