Thursday Tidbit

So my eyelid is oddly swollen and there's a little red dot that suggests I was bit by something. Me: Did you bite me last night when I was sleeping? Alpha Man: Not last night. Maybe a few nights ago though. Me: This isn't funny. Something bit me. Alpha Man: Or ... a spider farted on your face. Me: Why? Why do you always have to go there? Alpha Man: Cuz it's funny.

I've been married since the dawn of time and I still don't get guy humor...