Update: winners, randomly drawn, are: RACHEL C., GAREN L HERD, and MICHELE STEELE. Email me at email@example.com with MY KIND OF WONDERFUL in the subject line, let me know if you want print or digital, and don't forget your addy. Original post: So here we have Dobby The House Elf, aka Dumbass (and AGAIN, I promise she has earned that nickname, please don't waste your breath telling me I'm mean) after she has done a string of, well, dumbass things such as eat the tender vittles from the kitty litter, chase the cat, and eat the roasted chicken that was supposed to be dinner. Yes, all of it.
Also, she's Sorry, Not Sorry about any of it.
In the comments tell me what she is thinking. Three of you will win my next book MY KIND OF WONDERFUL!