The Adventures Of Frat Boy

Frat Boy:Can we play?

Sadie: Bitch, please.

Frat Boy: I'll be good, I promise not to put your head in my mouth like last time. It was a mistake, I swear.

Sadie: Let me break it down for you, mutt. Until you can sneak into the kitchen, grow a set of opposable thumbs and open a can of tuna, you are no good to me.

Frat Boy: Sigh ...