Need a keeper

Still in New York. Yesterday went to my publisher's offices and the walls are all glass. And thankfully -- when no one was looking -- I walked right into one and bounced my face off of it. I quickly looked around and realized no one had seen me do this and was SO GRATEFUL. This rarely happens, you see, where there are NO witnesses. I casually turned to my editor a few minutes later and asked "does anyone ever walk into these glass walls?"

She laughed. "Of course not, they're tinted and there's metal handles on them so no one could possibly make that mistake."

Meet "no one"...

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