If You Were A Dog...

So Alpha Man and Youngest and I were at breakfast yesterday morning at a quiet little cafe, watching the world go by. And it occurred to us that the people with dogs ... well, let's just say that the dogs tended to look and act like their owners. Which prompted the conversation: if you were a dog, what kind of dog would you be?

We decided Alpha Man would be a German Shepard. Tough, impenetrable and loyal to a fault.

We decided Youngest would be a St. Bernard. Sweet, kind, loving, warm ... and just a little bit lazy. :roll:

We decided Middle would be a Pitbull. All bark, some bite, and also tough and loyal.

We decided Oldest would be a Doberman. Tough, badass, smart.

And then we turned to me. Alpha Man and Youngest looked at me for the longest time while I waited impatiently. "Well?" I finally demanded.

"A cat," they said at the same time.

Apparently, I'd be a cat. :evil:

How about you??