So the other day I drove down to the girls' college place to bring them food and mother them and I sat down on their couch and something happened. The couch drew me in and held me captive. I blame what happened on the fact that I was still sick. And on deadline. Also I'm not proud of this but I told everyone to SHHH because I was "plotting". With my eyes closed...
Obviously no one bought this because I woke up covered in dog drool and on Snapchat. Oh, and my people should beware and not come home and close THEIR eyes!
p.s. I'm going to need an embarrassing moment from all of you now please... do not leave me out here hanging by myself!