How you know you married an alpha
Me:So, yeah, I'm going to need you to come get me.
Alpha Man: Didn't you just drive yourself to the store?
Me: Uh huh.
Alpha Man: ...?
Me: Fine. I sort of locked myself out of the car.
Alpha Man: Again?
Me: I don't want to talk about it. Just come get me. Bring the spare keys. And some ice cream.
Alpha Man: Babe, that's what you went to the store for.
Me: And I locked it in the car, okay? You happy? I locked the groceries in the car and to top it off, the car's running. Now are you going to rescue me or not?
Alpha Man: Depends. What kind of ice cream did you get?