Me:I have a billion things to do before the weekend. I'm so glad tomorrow's Thursday.
Alpha Man: Honey, tomorrow's Friday.
Me: Stop messing with me.
Alpha Man: Never. But honestly, tomorrow is Friday.
Me: Say it again and I swear, I'm going to cry.
Alpha Man: ...
Me: OMG tomorrow's Friday.
Alpha Man: Yes but I didn't say it again, you did, so you're not gonna cry, right?
Me: Thunk (the sound of my head hitting my desk...)