Conversations

Me:I have a billion things to do before the weekend. I'm so glad tomorrow's Thursday.

Alpha Man: Honey, tomorrow's Friday.

Me: Stop messing with me.

Alpha Man: Never. But honestly, tomorrow is Friday.

Me: Say it again and I swear, I'm going to cry.

Alpha Man: ...

Me: OMG tomorrow's Friday.

Alpha Man: Yes but I didn't say it again, you did, so you're not gonna cry, right?

Me: Thunk (the sound of my head hitting my desk...)