Conversations

Me:I just found out that my next book THEN CAME YOU has a print run of more than double my last print run! I'll be in a special promotions spot at Walmart and Target and BN!

Middle: You're never in our Walmart.

Me: But this time I will be! In a special promo position!

Middle: Like with Divergent?

Me: Well... MAYBE! (note: but probably maybe not...)

Middle: That's cool. What's for dinner?

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Me: I just found out that my next book THEN CAME YOU has a print run of more than double my last print run! I'll be in a special promotions spot at Walmart and Target and BN!

Alpha Man: Cool. Does that come with a check?

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Me: I just found out that my next book THEN CAME YOU has a print run of more than double my last print run! I'll be in a special promotions spot at Walmart and Target! And BN!

BFF: It's because when I went to BN this weekend, I moved you from the backshelf to the bestseller rack out front. You are welcome.

Me: Thunk.