Friday's Fun

So I'm going through my reader mail, and my favorite from this week is: Dear Jill, I read your book RESCUE MY HEART in one sitting and I wanted to tell you there were too many swear words and too much sex in it, and also that the book was way too short. Signed, Unhappy Reader

Is it bad that this is one of my favorites, right behind this one from last year:

Dear Jill, Just read the scene in Simply Irresistible where the heroine has an orgasm sitting on top of her running washing machine. All I can say is that I