Hump Day

I'm in NYC and I have lots of pics and I Love Lucy stories to tell you but not enough bandwidth. So tomorrow. Today, we talk about what I did last weekend. I locked myself out of the house without my cell phone, car keys, laptop or ANYTHING that could possibly help me. We only have a few neighbors and no one was home. Natch, every window was locked for the first time in recent history, even the second story ones, and yes I climbed up the tree lining the deck to check.

I had to sit outside while my brain slowly boiled thinking about all the things I NEEDED to be doing until Alpha Man came home and laughed at me.

Yes, he laughed. And yes he