How to battle the blues

First, find a big strong guy. In this case, Alpha Man. Get him to load your paddle boards onto lake.


Second, spray some sunblock and start paddling.


Don't come back for hell or high water. Just keep paddling. Or, in my case, paddle out until you're alone, lie down on your paddle, and plot with your eyes closed under the nice, warm sun...

(p.s. Last day to get HEAD OVER HEELS ebook for $1.99 for Kindle or Nook)